Engineers In Hell.....

A long time ago, there was a mistake made by St-Peter at the very gates of Heaven, and an Engineer was sent to Hell.

In no time, he started working hard: improving the furnaces, the boiling pits of oil, the lightning machines; designing better forks for the devils etc: the works!

Satan was really pleased with his accidental "acquisition", the New Hell was now able to house much more lost souls, as before it was almost packed to capacity! The Engineer became his most prized possession.

Wen the news reached Paradise, God broke into a great Fury. *THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE' ST-PETER, YOU SORRY SENILE SOD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?*

"Lord in the heavens, please forgive my erring. I thought the engineer was from another profession and..."

. * OH OK OK, ENOUGH... I FORGIVE YOU. SEND MY SON JESUS DOWN THERE AT ONCE TO GET THE ENGINEER BACK!*

Upon arriving in Hell, Jesus tried with all the persuasiveness and goodwill he was famous for to convince Satan to give back the guy. To no avail: The Fallen Angel would not comply, even with a bribe of more than 10 000 souls!

Then Jesus really lost his temper.

"Dammit Satan, I order you, by the powers bestowed to me by God, my father, to send the Engineer back to Paradise, where he belongs!"

# No Way baby Jesus: he stays here. In Hell I am the boss and do as I please. Mwahahaha! #

"I said, send him back, or, or, or..."

# Or what, Jesus whimp? #

"Or I'll sue you! See you in the celestial courts of Paradise, dummy!!!"

# Well, well... # Satan answered with a snicker...

# And WHERE will you find a Lawyer? #